Bandit's LiveJournal

bandit_fox @ 2007-06-21T13:57:00

2007-06-21T18:04:38Z

Happy birthday, Star! <3

We shall invade Osaka on Saturday to perform celebratory public mastication functions!

bandit_fox @ 2007-06-20T04:44:00

2007-06-20T08:52:09Z

~~most random post ever~~

So don't you hate it when you start coming up with ideas for writing something, and when you're more or less done and very happy with what you've come up with, you later find out that you have practically plagiarized a (reasonably well-known) idea despite your having no previous knowledge of its existence?

...and would it be terrible if I were just to say "screw it" and keep the idea anyway? XD

"Oh crap he's posting he's gonna whine again..."

2007-02-05T20:11:37Z

I'm not. No, really! I'm not. Well, maybe a little.

I always remember to read LJ and then I never remember to post in it. Ever. For like months on end. ~~Although that's also partially because I'm an extremely boring person, but I digress.~~

What's new with me? Not much, really. Tons of new video games have been played, lots of anime has been watched, a few new movies here and there. Still got the same old ~~stupid~~ job except I'm a supervisor now ~~which really doesn't amount to much, practically or pay-wise~~.

~~I love my strike-through for LJ posts! XD~~

As an addendum for anybody reading this that either hasn't in a long time or never has before, I think I've only made one friends-only post in the history of having this thing, so you're not missing anything. I just don't post for months on end. XD

As far as doing anything even vaguely constructive, I've been trying to learn to draw but that's more or less in the backseat to my other daily activities. I haven't written anything in a long time partially out of laziness, partially out of lack of inspiration. As per usual for me, I've learned a bunch of new things (like PHP, MySQL, etc.) and have promptly done nothing with them. XD

~~There go the XD's again!~~

I got a new AIM screen name! ~~I haven't changed it in like 7 years so I figure I'm allowed.~~ I hardly use my other one anymore. If you don't have my new AIM screen name, I've most likely forgotten to give it to you and I'm so so sorry and you should let me know! ;_;

I have been using GMail's chat function a whole lot, too, since it's easier to use that from work! It's my LJ user name with a period instead of an underscore @gmail.com so if you want you can always talk to me on that, too!

I am off to ~~stupid~~ work now! I'm sure this line has been used in my LJ before, but here it goes again: I'll try to remember to make a real post later!

I'm a whore

2006-12-27T08:27:18Z

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Merry Christmas and all that jazz! I might update someday in the future.

Part of a crowd, apparently

2006-10-17T18:28:05Z

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
148
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

There are too many mes in this country. And somehow, there were only like 9 "Matt"s. WTF. >:|

...and speaking of WTF, how on earth are only 99.7% of people named Matthew male?

Update... someday when I'm not too lazy to update.

Hmm...

2006-07-03T00:31:30Z

~~random bored-at-work entry~~

Feces. Bowel movement. Dookie. Poop. Number two. Chocolate hostages. Doo-doo. Shit.

Copulate. Have intercourse. Have sex. Do it. Procreate. Fuck.

If all the words in each row mean the exact same thing, why is only the last word considered "vulgar?" It's perfectly all right for a two-year-old in public to go "MOMMY I HAVE TO MAKE DOODIE." People might even laugh at how cute that is. But if same two-year-old in same situation were to say "MOMMY I HAVE TO GO SHIT," the same people might not think it was so cute any more, maybe even questioning the ability of the parents to do their job. Who exactly defined which words are vulgar or unacceptable, and which aren't? Why is the word "piss" considered less couth than "urine" or "number one?" Maybe it's just me, but I think the concept of profanity is outdated and useless, and only further proves what a double-standard we have in this society. Why is saying one word instead of the other any better or any worse? Is the phrase "Hurry your butt up" any better than "Hurry your ass up"?

Meme?

2006-06-26T17:02:59Z

O NOES C00B MADE ME DO A MEME I AM HONORBOUND TO COMPLETE IT OR ELSE COMMIT SEPPUKU XD

Guilt	What is yours?	Explain yourself
Culinary:	Italian food	I try not to over eat, but when it comes to Italian food I can't seem to stop shoveling it in ;_;
Literary:	Fast-Talking Dolphin	It's totally a kid's book, but how can you not love a dolphin that talks in anapestic poetry? XD
Audiovisual:	The Lion King 2	I know it's a shitty Disney sequel and it has the most trite plot ever and I probably only liked it because I liked The Lion King so much but I actually like TLK2 a lot. coughcoughthatandidtotallydonalaandkiaraandvitanitoocoughcough
Musical:	Broadway	I don't play the manmeat flute, so I really have no excuse for liking songs from Broadway shows as much as I do. >XD (I blame the musician part of me)
Celebrity:	...none?	This is one that I really have no opinions and no guilty pleasures on. I barely remember celebrities' names half the time.

You're supposed to tag five people but I figure whoever wants to do it can. Knock yourselves out. XD

LOL QUIZ

The return of the revenge of the Babelfish meme!

2006-05-05T07:25:54Z

Take a paragraph of lyrics from a song, and put them in Babelfish. Translate them from English to German, then take the result and translate it from German to French, and finally translate the French lyrics back to English, and marvel at the mutation.

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It astonishes, is volatile time, Verruecktheit to take its delivery. Do not hear so narrowly, on really much longer; I have, with orientation to be held. I remember to make time with of Warp and wood these moments, when the degree of blackening would strike me and the time of Warp repeats us the gap call, left would become!

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So a long time and thanks for all fish! So sadly that it should come to this one. Us OH- tried and expensive to inform to him all, however. They donot can divide our intellect which could explain your respektlosigkeit with all the natural miracles around you. So a long time, therefore and the thanks for all fish aspire!

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I am him, since you are him, since you are me and are all together us. If you, see like them like pigs of the rifle, to see short how they fly. I cry. On Cornflakes it sat, waiting until the car of packing comes. Korporation Tee-shirt, stupid Tuesday strapping. Man, you made raise a long time be a boy insolate, you your face. I am (wooo) that eggman, it am eggmen (wooo), me am Walrus, goo goo g' joob.

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LAWL.

Tetris DS Friend Code

2006-04-21T18:51:52Z

200670
910340

Add me! And leave me yours in comments if I don't already have yours (Jon and Jay) so I can add you!

STOLEN MEME

2006-04-12T08:21:50Z

Bohahahahaha I have stoled this from ittdragon and alohawolf and probably a billion other people but those are the last two peoples' journals I remember seeing this up on!

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Ask me a question about each of the following :
1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LiveJournal
7. Porn

Don't worry about being rude or things like that, be completely honest in your questions.

[[Why I am putting this up, I have no idea. My answers for about four of those questions are going to be boring as hell ~~and one can be answered by my user icon... WAIT >XD~~]]

(edit:)
P.S.: Potential real post soon. Don't hold your breath though, as that's assuming I remember to do so.

P.P.S.: Hey Jon I got Pokemon Trozei. THE WATER BOSS CHEATS THAT WHORE >:( It's really fun though!

A quick news post

2006-03-17T20:35:17Z

If I'm on AIM and you message me with something that I would normally respond to (even if it's just saying hello) and I either don't respond or I sign off and back on really fast, I'm most likely having problems with AIM (or AIM Express if I'm at work). If that happens, just try IMing me again when I get back online.

MEME LAWL

2006-03-14T07:53:40Z

I assume this is one of those "Let Winamp on random pick your answers for you" memes. Stolen from everybody else on my friends list who did it. Because it's always funny XD

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1. How does the world see me?
TV Theme Song - The Price Is Right (...)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Unwritten Law - I'm Seeing Red (An angry one, maybe?)

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Wesley Willis - Chicken Cow (...I'm a beast that comes out when it's 25 degrees below zero?)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Full Metal Alchemist - Ready Steady Go (...)

5. How can you be happy?
The Muppets - Kokomo (...I have to go to Kokomo with Kermit and/or Miss Piggy?)

6. What should I do with my life?
Tenpei Sato - Disgaea Arranged OST - Raharl-sama no Sanbika (I must become the overlord. Overlord. OVERLORD! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Space Channel 5 Part 2 - Let's Shoot! (Because aliens are invading and making people dance?)

8. Will I ever have children?
Weird Al - Hardware Store (Only if I buy them at the hardware store, apparently)

9. Will I die happy?
Tripod - Go Gatesy Go (Only if I hit on a Playboy bunny and get rejected for someone imitating the Swedish Chef XD)

10. What is some good advice for me?
The Black Mages - Dancing Mad (...don't try to destroy the world, or else a bunch of magic-using heroes will kill me? ...vwee-hee-hee!)

11. What is happiness?
2Gether - U + Me = Us (Calculus) (...I like calculus XD)

12. What's my favorite fetish?
Billy Crawford - Pokemon Theme Song (HOLY SHIT WINAMP GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD ~~murr yiffy Umbreons~~... I mean... er... I DEMAND A RECOUNT)
Gitaroo Man - The Legendary Theme (...okay, I'll buy a Gitaroo fetish)

13. How will I be remembered?
Rah Band - Clouds Across the Moon (...)

14. What is your love life like?
Dashboard Confessional - The Brilliant Dance (...EMO *cut cut cut*)

15. What is sex with you like?
Ben Folds Five - Song For the Dumped (;_;... FUCK YOU WINAMP. RECOUNT)
Harpers Bizzare - The 39th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) (...LSD :D)

16. What's your life motto?
George Carlin - Feminist Blowjob (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FTW)

17. What do your parents think of you?
Weird Al - Everything You Know is Wrong (...everything I know or everything they know? XD)

18.What's your favorite hobby?
Pokemon - Dance Mix (...wtf get the hell out of the pokemon directory Winamp)
Men at Work - Down Under (Eating a VEGEMITE SANDWICH)

19. What does your best friend really think of you?
Bob Rivers - I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer (...I'm roadkill ;_;)

20. What's the worst thing about you?
Super Smash Bros. Melee OST - Hammer (...I have a hammer and I can't jump?)

21. Describe your mind.
TV Theme Song - Denver the Last Dinosaur (...)

22. How will you die?
The Black Mages - Those Who Fight Further (...in a cool-ass boss battle against Cloud? XD)

23. How does your crush feel about you?
Jimmy Eat World - No Sensitivity (...yeah that's about right XD)

24. What is your wedding going to be like?
Katamari Damacy - Katamari on the Rock (Main Theme) (...fuck win we're gonna roll shit up into a ball!)

25. What about your honeymoon?
Super Smash Bros. Melee OST - How to Play (THAT IS NOT NICE, WINAMP ;_; FUCK YOU AND YOUR SONG BABIES, NOW GIVE ME A GOOD ONE)
Dschingis Khan - Moskau (...............)

26. Describe the last day of your life.
Bleach - Life is Like a Boat (EMO EMO EMO *cut cut cut cut cut* ;_; Apparently I'll do it down the road and not across the street)

27. Why does life suck?
Bandit and the SquADD - The Furry National Anthem (Ha ha ha ha ha XD)

28. Why does life rule?
Barry Manilow - Copacabana (Take that, Kitty! XD <3)

29. What will you be famous for?
Matentei Loki no Ragnarok - Heion na Hibi (...punyan!~)

30. What's the craziest thing you'll ever do?
Olivia Newton John - Have You Never Been Mellow? (...not be mellow?)

31. Will you achieve your goals?
Dead Milkmen - If you Love Somebody Set Them on Fire (........my goals are to be an arsonist?)

32. What will your future job be like?
Trout Fishing in America - Proper Cup of Coffee (...okay, I'm either going to be a kids' singer or I'm going to work at Starbucks)

33. And your party life?
Soft Cell - Tainted Love (...)

34. Overall, will you be happy?
The Sims - Campfire Sing Along (ha ha ha apparently so -- I'll be sitting around the campfire singing songs in ~~gibberish~~ Simlish XD)

35. Or will you just deal with it?
Len - Kids in America (...I don't understand you at all, Winamp. ;_;)

Because Star made me do it

2006-02-07T09:09:32Z

Write down 7 things that piss you off (in no certain order) and then tag 7 people.

(Ha ha ha. Only 7? I think I've listed about 7 million throughout the course of my LJ. XD I need to change the name of this thing from "Bandit's Livejournal" to "Bandit's Bitchandmoanjournal." I'll try to find things I'm not constantly bitching about, though.)

1) People who do not understand English. (Not like "No hablo ingles" understand English, but the "I can't do anything about your account until you pay the past due balance on it." "Can I get more services? :D" "Not until you pay your past due." "...can I change this service? :D" "Not until you pay your past due." "...can I order more pay per view? :D" "Not until you pay your past due." "...can I get a special offer? :D" "NO JUST PAY YOUR GOD DAMN PAST DUE $340 FROM WATCHING PORNO ALREADY" understand English.)

~~1.5) Being hungry but too lazy to get up to get food. ;_;~~

2) This one really pisses me the fuck off. People you don't know walking up to you and asking you to borrow money like you're their best friend on Earth. I had someone walk up the other day and ask me if I had $9 she could have. (She didn't even use the word "borrow." It was "Hey, do you got nine dollars that I can get?") I have never met this girl before in my life. Like fuck I'm gonna shell out ten bucks for you.

3) One-track minds. When I like something, I know I get a little obsessive with it. But I do still attempt to talk about other things, too. It just fucking annoys me when people only have one thing they talk about. "So how are you doing?" "I got a new game." "That's great. How have you been?" "The game is really fun!" "...that's great, but what else have you been up to?" "This game has a hidden feature that's really cool :D"

~~3.5) The new retarded Bleach story arc in the manga >:(~~

4a) PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS EVEN WHEN THERE IS REALLY NO NEED TO DO SO. IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU'RE USING ALL-CAPS IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE WHEN YOU USE ALL CAPS, IT IS IMPLIED THAT YOU ARE ANGRY, SUCH AS THIS LIVEJOURNAL OR THROUGH E-MAIL OR DURING A CHAT WITH SOMEBODY. IT CAN GET FRUSTRATING.
4b) People who have think that by threatening you that you will suddenly decide "Hey, this person isn't fucking around any more!" and go out of your way to do something you have just spent ten minutes explaning that you cannot do.
4c) People who argue with you about something you specialize in. ("It says here in your site that I can get self installation for free." "Only if you already have service. If not, you need professional installation, which is $50." "It doesn't say that anywhere I demand free installation." "It says it right in the description of self installation." "No it doesn't" "*copy and paste the line that says 'In order to be eligible for self installation, you must have current services.'*" "*disconnect*")
4d) Spell checkers when you have nearly perfect spelling anyway. And pointing out terms that you use commonly in your line of business such as "DVR" and "HDTV."
4e) Lack of spell checkers when you can't even spell the word "a" to save your fucking life. (i.e. customers)
4f) Stupid people who (incorrectly) try to use big words (and make up big words) to sound smarter than they really are. ("I demand that this debacle-like situation be reparified immediately, as I am being vexing by it!")
4g) Incompetent co-workers. 'nuff said.
4h) Incompetent companies. 'nuff said.

(I'm not venting about work. Really. Why do you get that idea?)

5) People who say things (e.g. smart-ass comments) and then refuse to repeat them. If you're going to fucking say something, then say it. (THIS MEANS YOU, RB! XD <3)

6) People who butt into conversations uninvited, and have absolutely no idea what they are talking about (or what the conversation is about, for that matter).

~~6.5) Stale doughnuts ;_;~~

7) Sleeping. Seriously. I hate sleeping. It feels like 8 hours of my day are just being absolutely wasted.

As far as tagging 7 people to do this, I pick... seven of the people on my friends list who haven't already done this. Or who already have, if they want to do it again. I'm indecisive, so sue me. XD

Whoremaster Bandit's "How To Score" Guide

2006-01-03T21:38:33Z

Step 1) Find somebody you like.
Step 2) Address them with one of the following pickup lines:

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!"
"I don't know if you're looking for a boyfriend, but when you want a MANfriend, come see me."
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!"
"Do you work for UPS? I can totally see you handling my package."
"Hi, my name is Doug. That's God backwards with a little bit of 'u' wrapped up in it."
"I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."
"My love for you is like diarreah. I just can't hold it in."
"Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my Nobel Peace Prize around here somewhere."
"My name is Justin. Justin Credible."
"If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"
"Your name must be Summer, because you're hot as hell."
"Today's word is 'legs.' Now let's head back to your place and spread the word."
"You've been a bad, bad boy. Now go to my room!"
"Aren't your legs tired? 'cause you've been running through my mind all day."
"Your name must be Angel, because you must be from Heaven."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?"
"If a million people sat at a million computers and typed a million words a minute, they still couldn't write enough words to describe how sexy you are."
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Step 3) Get boyfriend/girlfriend/s3xx0r/whatever you're looking for.

This works, totally true, check page 606

bandit_fox @ 2005-12-24T23:55:00

2005-12-25T05:05:50Z

Addendum: New ~~yiffy~~ user icon. More in the works. Yay for LJ for expanding! XD

Ho Ho Ho... lyrics from a new song, maybe?

2005-12-25T03:19:52Z

So, when Santa laughs, why does he call people prostitutes? Why can't he just say "ha ha ha" like a normal person? No, he has to be DIFFERENT.

I'm down in Miami for Christmas. I'm bored to death in Miami. I hate being bored to death. I'm also sick again. I hate being sick. I double hate being bored to death and sick! ;_;

Best Christmas (eve) dinner evar. Raviolis, homemade meat sauce, and Italian sausage. ~~I'm not Italian. I swear. Really. What gave you that idea?~~ Supposedly, we're going to some really spendy restaurant for Christmas ~~dinner~~ brunch tomorrow. I'm not gonna argue. XD

WTF I hate Florida it should NOT be in the high 80s during Christmas >_<

I don't mind not making that big a deal about Christmas, really -- New Year's is gonna be much more exciting, I think. Fireworks, huge-ass party, feast of ~~junk~~ food, ~~gag~~ gift giving, what more can you ask for? XD

Off to potty again. I hate being sick ;_;

bandit_fox @ 2005-11-14T12:42:00

2005-11-14T19:04:56Z

The main reason for this is I was thinking ~~which I seem to do a lot. Damned brain~~. I went to bed at some ungodly late time last night, and got woken up at like 9:30 AM by some annoying noise (which, incidentally, has not yet ceased and is very close to driving me bat-shit insane). I tried to go back to sleep, but failed miserably, and instead turned to the solace of my television to drown out the noise. Naturally, this also ended in failure, as I ended up watching TV instead of using it as background noise. (Incidentally, who in the hell bids $60,000 on a showcase for a car?) Once Bob Barker ceased to entertain me and the soap operas started, I started flipping through the channels until I reached Cartoon Network, whereupon I came upon what I was fated to watch even though it was like two-thirds finished already: Clifford's Really Big Movie. (The only reason I even started watching in the first place was for what I thought at first was a blue raccoon named Shackelford whose voice sounded really familiar. I could not place the voice to save my life, and it was really bothering me >_<)

Long story short, I finished watching the movie, and it was cute. (I also ascertained during the course of the movie that Shackelford was in actuality not a blue raccoon, but rather a blue ferret ~~even better XD~~, and was voiced by (and I hit myself very hard for not realizing it sooner once I saw it in the credits) none other than Wayne Brady. How the fuck did I miss that one) Maybe it won't win any awards for "Most Entertaining Movie EVAR" or "Least Cliched Movie EVAR" but it was still a cute movie nonetheless.

Once I figured out whose voice it was, true to my amazing L-user self, I immediately jumped on the intarweb to... find pictures of Shackelford to use for ~~masturba~~DRAWING REFERENCE :D

(On a completely unrelated side note: I fucking hate trying to open a Hershey's kiss and then the paper breaks off and it's impossible to undo the foil wrapper >_<)

Besides finding that said pictures all but don't exist, I also found a few movie reviews on a site. One of the reviews went something to the effect of "Simply awful, a dreadful bore. I would never have gone to see this movie if I didn't have to." ~~Holy fuck he finally got to the main reason for writing all of this BS: LET THE BITCHING BEGIN~~ First of all, why on earth would you be reviewing this movie and holding it to standard "adult" film (not that kind of "adult" film) quality? Of course it's not going to be as good; No shit, Einstein. It's a barely-longer-than-an-hour movie made for young children, not a two-hour action/adventure/epic thriller that aims to keep you on the edge of your seat. I think it would go without saying then, Mr. Movie Reviewer Person, that adults probably won't want to see this movie without a child in tow. If I didn't hear the familiar voice that drove me nuts trying to figure out who it was, I probably wouldn't have watched it, either.

Then there was the one reviews from one of those "Movies For Moms" sites, which warned parents they should NOT let their children see this movie. Because Clifford and his friends RUN AWAY FROM HOME and then they HIDE THEIR COLLARS AND LIE TO PEOPLE. That's it. It contained none of the other "bad factors" the site listed: No violence, no blood or gore, no guns or weapons, no inappropriate or scary/tense music (WTF?), no language that could even vaguely be considered offensive or derrogatory, no nudity (frankly, I'm surprised they didn't count the animals being naked), no sex (or related innuendo or insinuations, even), no tension, nothing frightening, no "jump" (startling) scenes, no drugs, no smoking, and no alcohol (with the possible exception of the drink, one site happily points out, that was identified as (if I remember correctly) cactus nectar, a colorful drink served in a glass with an umbrella that the site points out "may or may not have been alcoholic"). But wait -- it gets better. The very same site also pointed out the movie was boring. Well no duh, since anything that may be even remotely considered exciting would also be deemed offensive and therefore not fit to watch.

Whatever. People are stupid; movie reviewers, apparently, even moreso. I'm going to go ~~write a Shackelford porn story~~ ~~look at VCL~~ ~~look at AGNPH~~ ~~sit here idly and be bored~~ play Castlevania.

Because Jon did it and I'm bored

2005-11-13T09:21:17Z

Fuck win:

You are Bahamut!
You scored 25 good or evil, 20 spirituality, 15 power, and 20 intelligence!

Do you hear that? Something on the horizon stirs a cyclone from thin
air, clouds boil and darken, the air grows chill as an unmistakeable
sound pierces the air. The clouds part and a stream of pure white light
streaks the sky, obliterating anything it touches, sparking countless
explosions and drawing both gasps of terror and screams of agony in
chorus. Granted, Bahamut has been known to play both sides, but he's
usually on the side of good. He's extremely old, very wise, and lacking
none of the power he wielded long ago. Basically he's a demi-god, but
for our purposes he's the embodiment of all the best traits -
intelligence, spirit, strength and good. Appearing in practically every
single Final Fantasy in some form or other, Bahamut is synonymous with
not only power, but strength of will, wisdom and strength of character.
I must applaud you, test taker, for you are in a class all your own. If
you really measure up to Bahamut's impressive list of attributes,
you're alright in my book.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 93% on purity
You scored higher than 86% on faith
You scored higher than 60% on strength
You scored higher than 39% on intelligence

Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I don't like the fact that they used FF9 Bahamut, though. >:( I like FF7's and FF8's much, much better!

ph33r the pizza ferret mood icon!

bandit_fox @ 2005-11-10T15:01:00

2005-11-10T20:01:19Z

The name of "72,328,946,523,784,728,001,731,576,896,794,176,801,688,948,940,971,839,712,089,581,920,578,912,783,491,243", for those of you who are curious, is:

72 quinvigintillion, 328 quatturovigintillion, 946 trevigintillion, 523 duovigintillion, 784 unvigintillion, 728 vigintillion, 1 novemdecillion, 731 octodecillion, 576 septendecillion, 896 sexdecillion, 794 quindecillion, 176 quattuordecillion, 801 tredecillion, 688 duodecillion, 948 undecillion, 940 decillion, 971 nonillion, 839 octillion, 712 septillion, 89 sextillion, 581 quintillion, 920 quadrillion, 578 trillion, 912 billion, 783 million, 491 thousand and 243.

Enjoy!

ADD-inspired post of assorted things

2005-11-09T19:46:48Z

Started work. Really boring. No, check that: really, really, really, really boring. It wouldn't be as bad if the class weren't paced for retards (e.g. taking 8 hours a day to cover subjects that could be done in, at an absolute maximum, 2 or 3 hours) or if we didn't actually HAVE retards in our class like that ginormously fat lady who keeps belligerently asking "SO WILL THE COMPUTER DO ALL THIS FOR US?" when the teacher has told her roughly 72328946523784728001731576896794176801688948940971839712089581920578912783491243 times that yes, it will).

72328946523784728001731576896794176801688948940971839712089581920578912783491243 is a really big number. If anyone really, really, really wants to know the name of the number, let me know. XD

There's also a guy who sits next to me in my class that's such a jerk. His name is like Muzz or something. GOD I HATE HIM. ... oh wait, no, I don't. It's the guy on the OTHER side who won't shut the fuck up I hate >_< I <3 Muzz... all night long. XD

My room is dirty. I must clean it very soon. My car is even dirtier. I must clean it very soon. My mind is dirty. I must clean it very soon. XD

I hate not having shorts. ;_; I don't get paid for 3 weeks. Stupid starting work mid-paycycle and having them withhold the first week's pay! >_< I want Thor. Strictly for amusement/decorative purposes. >XD I want to be a world-class pianist! Without having to practice though. I want good sheet music instantly for anything of my choosing (rather than having to search online for just-barely-above-shit-quality stuff or having to do the work of transcripting and arranging it myself). I am working on Railroad Man, Star! :D It's just hard to do >_<

Remember, kids: don't lick people's keyboards during flu season! This tip was brought to you by MSN.

GRAR IF NINTENDO DOESN'T RELEASE POKEMON MYSTERIOUS DUNGEON OVER HERE SOON I SHALL BE ANGRY... NAY, ANGRIER

I'll make a Christmas wishlist sometime soon, too. Whenever I think of what I want.

bandit_fox @ 2005-11-01T16:08:00

2005-11-01T21:17:32Z

GEEZ. Fine, fine, since nobody believes me that 1 = 2 thanks to some "divide by zero" garbage, I suppose I'll have to prove it better, now won't I? This time I'll use complex numbers! >XD [ As an overview of complex numbers: i = sqrt(-1) ]

-1/1 = 1/-1 [No matter where the negative sign is, they both equal -1]

sqrt(-1/1) = sqrt(1/-1) [Take the square root of both sides.]

sqrt(-1)/sqrt(1) = sqrt(1)/sqrt(-1) [Using the law sqrt(A/B) = sqrt(A)/sqrt(B)]

i/1 = 1/i [Simplify the root expressions]

i/2 = 1/2i [Multipy both sides by 1/2]

i/2 + 3/2i = 1/2i + 3/2i [Add 3/2i to both sides]

i(i/2 + 3/2i) = i(1/2i + 3/2i) [Multiply both sides by i]

i²/2 + 3i/2i = i/2i + 3i/2i [Simplify]

-1/2 + 3/2 = 1/2 + 3/2 [i² = -1, and we can cancel the i's out of the other expressions]

1 = 2 [...and simplify!]

THERE. No division by zero, either!

More attempts at mass murder by brain meltdown!

2005-10-27T16:33:35Z

Known: There exist two variables, x and y.
Known: x = y

Then:

x² = xy [Since x = y, this is a matter of simple substitution.]

x² + x² = x² + xy [We are able to add any quantity to an equation, as long as it is balanced on both sides.]

2x² = x² + xy [Simple algebraic combining of like terms on the left side.]

2x² - 2xy = x² + xy - 2xy [Again, simply adding -2xy to both sides of the equation.]

2x² - 2xy = x² - xy [Simple algebraic combining of like terms on the right side.]

2(x² - xy) = 1(x² - xy) [Using the distributive property, and the fact that the terms on the right have an implied coefficient of 1...]

2 = 1 [...we can divide both sides by (x² - xy) and plainly see that 2 = 1!]

bandit_fox @ 2005-10-26T17:45:00

2005-10-26T21:46:09Z

- The following statement is true.
- The preceding statment is false.

Why I should not be awake at 5:00 AM

2005-10-17T09:16:58Z

He was always there for me. Ever since I can remember, we did everything together. I didn't realize it, but he was my best friend. My best friend ever. When I woke up, he was always next to me, and we battled the day together. No matter what crazy ideas I had, he backed me up. Even when they ended in complete failure, he always just grinned stupidly at me and encouraged me to try again. If I was bored, we would talk, play, or just lay around. All I really needed was to be with him, and I felt better. We ate together, played together, and when it was time for bed, he would always be right by my side, ready to wake up with me the next morning and do it all again. Friends forever, together forever, nothing could tear us apart! Until that one day. It was a rainy day; I remember because we stayed inside and played in my room. We were talking about something, and he said something that made me mad. Really mad. I threw him halfway across the room, and he landed head first on the hard wood floor, but that didn't stop him -- it never did. He made another one of his sarcastic remarks, and I said the one thing he couldn't argue with. I told him exactly what he was. I told him he was nothing more than a bunch of stuffing in a sewn-up cloth shell made to look like an animal, nothing more. And that's exactly what he was. But something changed that day. When I told him that, he didn't backtalk me like he usually did. He didn't say anything. He didn't do anything. He just sat on the floor, his beady eyes staring lifelessly at me. I made a joke; he didn't laugh. I tickled and poked him; he didn't move. I begged him to say something, anything, but he didn't. He never did, ever again. Now when I go to sleep, it's alone. When I wake up, no one is beside me. And it's just me who goes through the days now. It wasn't just my best friend who died; a little part of myself did, too. I never used to wish for anything. I didn't need anything. No, we didn't need anything. But now I wish, every day, that one day I'll wake up and my friend will be there, grinning like he always did, and we can do everything we used to do in the old days, and I can tell him the most important thing I never got to tell him when he was there with me...

...
Odd the things your brain comes up with on a whim. Now that makes me want to write.

bandit_fox @ 2005-09-30T00:15:00

2005-09-30T04:16:43Z

Wow... mostly pretty true

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx/test81.aspx

Almost all moved in to new place and set up and such. Report on new place, roommates (EW), and the like later XD