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Thursday, June 21st, 2007
1:57 pm	Happy birthday, Star! <3 We shall invade Osaka on Saturday to perform celebratory public mastication functions! Current Music: Petshop of Horrors - Delicious (XD) (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
4:44 am	most random post ever So don't you hate it when you start coming up with ideas for writing something, and when you're more or less done and very happy with what you've come up with, you later find out that you have practically plagiarized a (reasonably well-known) idea despite your having no previous knowledge of its existence? ...and would it be terrible if I were just to say "screw it" and keep the idea anyway? XD Current Mood: tired Current Music: Queen - Bicycle Race (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 5th, 2007
2:56 pm	"Oh crap he's posting he's gonna whine again..." I'm not. No, really! I'm not. Well, maybe a little. I always remember to read LJ and then I never remember to post in it. Ever. For like months on end. Although that's also partially because I'm an extremely boring person, but I digress. What's new with me? Not much, really. Tons of new video games have been played, lots of anime has been watched, a few new movies here and there. Still got the same old stupid job except I'm a supervisor now which really doesn't amount to much, practically or pay-wise. I love my strike-through for LJ posts! XD As an addendum for anybody reading this that either hasn't in a long time or never has before, I think I've only made one friends-only post in the history of having this thing, so you're not missing anything. I just don't post for months on end. XD As far as doing anything even vaguely constructive, I've been trying to learn to draw but that's more or less in the backseat to my other daily activities. I haven't written anything in a long time partially out of laziness, partially out of lack of inspiration. As per usual for me, I've learned a bunch of new things (like PHP, MySQL, etc.) and have promptly done nothing with them. XD There go the XD's again! I got a new AIM screen name! I haven't changed it in like 7 years so I figure I'm allowed. I hardly use my other one anymore. If you don't have my new AIM screen name, I've most likely forgotten to give it to you and I'm so so sorry and you should let me know! ;_; I have been using GMail's chat function a whole lot, too, since it's easier to use that from work! It's my LJ user name with a period instead of an underscore @gmail.com so if you want you can always talk to me on that, too! I am off to stupid work now! I'm sure this line has been used in my LJ before, but here it goes again: I'll try to remember to make a real post later! Current Mood: tired Current Music: Elton John - Can You Feel the Love Tonight? (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006
3:26 am	I'm a whore FallenSword RPG - Play online now free! JOIN, AND GET ME BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL POOOOOOINTS Merry Christmas and all that jazz! I might update someday in the future. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
2:23 pm	Part of a crowd, apparently HowManyOfMe.com There are: 148 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name? There are too many mes in this country. And somehow, there were only like 9 "Matt"s. WTF. >:| ...and speaking of WTF, how on earth are only 99.7% of people named Matthew male? Update... someday when I'm not too lazy to update. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
8:23 pm	Hmm... random bored-at-work entry Feces. Bowel movement. Dookie. Poop. Number two. Chocolate hostages. Doo-doo. Shit. Copulate. Have intercourse. Have sex. Do it. Procreate. Fuck. If all the words in each row mean the exact same thing, why is only the last word considered "vulgar?" It's perfectly all right for a two-year-old in public to go "MOMMY I HAVE TO MAKE DOODIE." People might even laugh at how cute that is. But if same two-year-old in same situation were to say "MOMMY I HAVE TO GO SHIT," the same people might not think it was so cute any more, maybe even questioning the ability of the parents to do their job. Who exactly defined which words are vulgar or unacceptable, and which aren't? Why is the word "piss" considered less couth than "urine" or "number one?" Maybe it's just me, but I think the concept of profanity is outdated and useless, and only further proves what a double-standard we have in this society. Why is saying one word instead of the other any better or any worse? Is the phrase "Hurry your butt up" any better than "Hurry your ass up"? Current Mood: pensive/bored (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 26th, 2006
1:03 pm	Meme? O NOES C00B MADE ME DO A MEME I AM HONORBOUND TO COMPLETE IT OR ELSE COMMIT SEPPUKU XD Guilt What is yours? Explain yourself Culinary: Italian food I try not to over eat, but when it comes to Italian food I can't seem to stop shoveling it in ;_; Literary: Fast-Talking Dolphin It's totally a kid's book, but how can you not love a dolphin that talks in anapestic poetry? XD Audiovisual: The Lion King 2 I know it's a shitty Disney sequel and it has the most trite plot ever and I probably only liked it because I liked The Lion King so much but I actually like TLK2 a lot. *coughcoughthatandidtotallydonalaandkiaraandvitanitoocoughcough* Musical: Broadway I don't play the manmeat flute, so I really have no excuse for liking songs from Broadway shows as much as I do. >XD (I blame the musician part of me) Celebrity: ...none? This is one that I really have no opinions and no guilty pleasures on. I barely remember celebrities' names half the time. You're supposed to tag five people but I figure whoever wants to do it can. Knock yourselves out. XD LOL QUIZ (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 5th, 2006
3:06 am	The return of the revenge of the Babelfish meme! Take a paragraph of lyrics from a song, and put them in Babelfish. Translate them from English to German, then take the result and translate it from German to French, and finally translate the French lyrics back to English, and marvel at the mutation. ( This ) LAWL. Current Music: Unwritten Law - I'm Seeing Red (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 21st, 2006
2:51 pm	Tetris DS Friend Code 200670 910340 Add me! And leave me yours in comments if I don't already have yours (Jon and Jay) so I can add you! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
4:19 am	STOLEN MEME Bohahahahaha I have stoled this from ittdragon and alohawolf and probably a billion other people but those are the last two peoples' journals I remember seeing this up on! ----------- Ask me a question about each of the following : 1. Friends 2. Sex 3. Music 4. Drugs 5. Love 6. LiveJournal 7. Porn Don't worry about being rude or things like that, be completely honest in your questions. [[Why I am putting this up, I have no idea. My answers for about four of those questions are going to be boring as hell and one can be answered by my user icon... WAIT >XD]] (edit:) P.S.: Potential real post soon. Don't hold your breath though, as that's assuming I remember to do so. P.P.S.: Hey Jon I got Pokemon Trozei. THE WATER BOSS CHEATS THAT WHORE >:( It's really fun though! (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 17th, 2006
3:35 pm	A quick news post If I'm on AIM and you message me with something that I would normally respond to (even if it's just saying hello) and I either don't respond or I sign off and back on really fast, I'm most likely having problems with AIM (or AIM Express if I'm at work). If that happens, just try IMing me again when I get back online. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
2:08 am	MEME LAWL ( mememememememememememememememememememememememememe ) (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
3:39 am	Because Star made me do it Write down 7 things that piss you off (in no certain order) and then tag 7 people. (Ha ha ha. Only 7? I think I've listed about 7 million throughout the course of my LJ. XD I need to change the name of this thing from "Bandit's Livejournal" to "Bandit's Bitchandmoanjournal." I'll try to find things I'm not constantly bitching about, though.) 1) People who do not understand English. (Not like "No hablo ingles" understand English, but the "I can't do anything about your account until you pay the past due balance on it." "Can I get more services? :D" "Not until you pay your past due." "...can I change this service? :D" "Not until you pay your past due." "...can I order more pay per view? :D" "Not until you pay your past due." "...can I get a special offer? :D" "NO JUST PAY YOUR GOD DAMN PAST DUE $340 FROM WATCHING PORNO ALREADY" understand English.) 1.5) Being hungry but too lazy to get up to get food. ;_; 2) This one really pisses me the fuck off. People you don't know walking up to you and asking you to borrow money like you're their best friend on Earth. I had someone walk up the other day and ask me if I had $9 she could have. (She didn't even use the word "borrow." It was "Hey, do you got nine dollars that I can get?") I have never met this girl before in my life. Like fuck I'm gonna shell out ten bucks for you. 3) One-track minds. When I like something, I know I get a little obsessive with it. But I do still attempt to talk about other things, too. It just fucking annoys me when people only have one thing they talk about. "So how are you doing?" "I got a new game." "That's great. How have you been?" "The game is really fun!" "...that's great, but what else have you been up to?" "This game has a hidden feature that's really cool :D" 3.5) The new retarded Bleach story arc in the manga >:( 4a) PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS EVEN WHEN THERE IS REALLY NO NEED TO DO SO. IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU'RE USING ALL-CAPS IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE WHEN YOU USE ALL CAPS, IT IS IMPLIED THAT YOU ARE ANGRY, SUCH AS THIS LIVEJOURNAL OR THROUGH E-MAIL OR DURING A CHAT WITH SOMEBODY. IT CAN GET FRUSTRATING. 4b) People who have think that by threatening you that you will suddenly decide "Hey, this person isn't fucking around any more!" and go out of your way to do something you have just spent ten minutes explaning that you cannot do. 4c) People who argue with you about something you specialize in. ("It says here in your site that I can get self installation for free." "Only if you already have service. If not, you need professional installation, which is $50." "It doesn't say that anywhere I demand free installation." "It says it right in the description of self installation." "No it doesn't" "*copy and paste the line that says 'In order to be eligible for self installation, you must have current services.'*" "*disconnect*") 4d) Spell checkers when you have nearly perfect spelling anyway. And pointing out terms that you use commonly in your line of business such as "DVR" and "HDTV." 4e) Lack of spell checkers when you can't even spell the word "a" to save your fucking life. (i.e. customers) 4f) Stupid people who (incorrectly) try to use big words (and make up big words) to sound smarter than they really are. ("I demand that this debacle-like situation be reparified immediately, as I am being vexing by it!") 4g) Incompetent co-workers. 'nuff said. 4h) Incompetent companies. 'nuff said. (I'm not venting about work. Really. Why do you get that idea?) 5) People who say things (e.g. smart-ass comments) and then refuse to repeat them. If you're going to fucking say something, then say it. (THIS MEANS YOU, RB! XD <3) 6) People who butt into conversations uninvited, and have absolutely no idea what they are talking about (or what the conversation is about, for that matter). 6.5) Stale doughnuts ;_; 7) Sleeping. Seriously. I hate sleeping. It feels like 8 hours of my day are just being absolutely wasted. As far as tagging 7 people to do this, I pick... seven of the people on my friends list who haven't already done this. Or who already have, if they want to do it again. I'm indecisive, so sue me. XD Current Mood: bored Current Music: Weird Al - Genius in France (13 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
4:22 pm	Whoremaster Bandit's "How To Score" Guide Step 1) Find somebody you like. Step 2) Address them with one of the following pickup lines: "Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!" "I don't know if you're looking for a boyfriend, but when you want a MANfriend, come see me." "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!" "Do you work for UPS? I can totally see you handling my package." "Hi, my name is Doug. That's God backwards with a little bit of 'u' wrapped up in it." "I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus." "My love for you is like diarreah. I just can't hold it in." "Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my Nobel Peace Prize around here somewhere." "My name is Justin. Justin Credible." "If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "Your name must be Summer, because you're hot as hell." "Today's word is 'legs.' Now let's head back to your place and spread the word." "You've been a bad, bad boy. Now go to my room!" "Aren't your legs tired? 'cause you've been running through my mind all day." "Your name must be Angel, because you must be from Heaven." "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" "Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?" "If a million people sat at a million computers and typed a million words a minute, they still couldn't write enough words to describe how sexy you are." "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" Step 3) Get boyfriend/girlfriend/s3xx0r/whatever you're looking for. This works, totally true, check page 606 (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 24th, 2005
11:55 pm	Addendum: New yiffy user icon. More in the works. Yay for LJ for expanding! XD (6 Comments |Comment on this)
10:07 pm	Ho Ho Ho... lyrics from a new song, maybe? So, when Santa laughs, why does he call people prostitutes? Why can't he just say "ha ha ha" like a normal person? No, he has to be DIFFERENT. I'm down in Miami for Christmas. I'm bored to death in Miami. I hate being bored to death. I'm also sick again. I hate being sick. I double hate being bored to death and sick! ;_; Best Christmas (eve) dinner evar. Raviolis, homemade meat sauce, and Italian sausage. I'm not Italian. I swear. Really. What gave you that idea? Supposedly, we're going to some really spendy restaurant for Christmas dinner brunch tomorrow. I'm not gonna argue. XD WTF I hate Florida it should NOT be in the high 80s during Christmas >_< I don't mind not making that big a deal about Christmas, really -- New Year's is gonna be much more exciting, I think. Fireworks, huge-ass party, feast of junk food, gag gift giving, what more can you ask for? XD Off to potty again. I hate being sick ;_; Current Mood: sick Current Music: Whatever soap opera this is mom is watching XP (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 14th, 2005
12:42 pm	( Oh god there he goes again; don't read it and maybe he'll shut up! ) Whatever. People are stupid; movie reviewers, apparently, even moreso. I'm going to go write a Shackelford porn story look at VCL look at AGNPH sit here idly and be bored play Castlevania. Current Mood: exhausted Current Music: Final Fantasy 5 Piano Collection - Ahead On Our Way (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 13th, 2005
4:17 am	Because Jon did it and I'm bored Fuck win: You are Bahamut! You scored 25 good or evil, 20 spirituality, 15 power, and 20 intelligence! Do you hear that? Something on the horizon stirs a cyclone from thin air, clouds boil and darken, the air grows chill as an unmistakeable sound pierces the air. The clouds part and a stream of pure white light streaks the sky, obliterating anything it touches, sparking countless explosions and drawing both gasps of terror and screams of agony in chorus. Granted, Bahamut has been known to play both sides, but he's usually on the side of good. He's extremely old, very wise, and lacking none of the power he wielded long ago. Basically he's a demi-god, but for our purposes he's the embodiment of all the best traits - intelligence, spirit, strength and good. Appearing in practically every single Final Fantasy in some form or other, Bahamut is synonymous with not only power, but strength of will, wisdom and strength of character. I must applaud you, test taker, for you are in a class all your own. If you really measure up to Bahamut's impressive list of attributes, you're alright in my book. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 93% on purity You scored higher than 86% on faith You scored higher than 60% on strength You scored higher than 39% on intelligence Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test I don't like the fact that they used FF9 Bahamut, though. >:( I like FF7's and FF8's much, much better! ph33r the pizza ferret mood icon! Current Mood: sleepy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 10th, 2005
3:01 pm	The name of "72,328,946,523,784,728,001,731,576,896,794,176,801,688,948,940,971,839,712,089,581,920,578,912,783,491,243", for those of you who are curious, is: 72 quinvigintillion, 328 quatturovigintillion, 946 trevigintillion, 523 duovigintillion, 784 unvigintillion, 728 vigintillion, 1 novemdecillion, 731 octodecillion, 576 septendecillion, 896 sexdecillion, 794 quindecillion, 176 quattuordecillion, 801 tredecillion, 688 duodecillion, 948 undecillion, 940 decillion, 971 nonillion, 839 octillion, 712 septillion, 89 sextillion, 581 quintillion, 920 quadrillion, 578 trillion, 912 billion, 783 million, 491 thousand and 243. Enjoy! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
2:14 pm	ADD-inspired post of assorted things Started work. Really boring. No, check that: really, really, really, really boring. It wouldn't be as bad if the class weren't paced for retards (e.g. taking 8 hours a day to cover subjects that could be done in, at an absolute maximum, 2 or 3 hours) or if we didn't actually HAVE retards in our class like that ginormously fat lady who keeps belligerently asking "SO WILL THE COMPUTER DO ALL THIS FOR US?" when the teacher has told her roughly 72328946523784728001731576896794176801688948940971839712089581920578912783491243 times that yes, it will). 72328946523784728001731576896794176801688948940971839712089581920578912783491243 is a really big number. If anyone really, really, really wants to know the name of the number, let me know. XD There's also a guy who sits next to me in my class that's such a jerk. His name is like Muzz or something. GOD I HATE HIM. ... oh wait, no, I don't. It's the guy on the OTHER side who won't shut the fuck up I hate >_< I <3 Muzz... all night long. XD My room is dirty. I must clean it very soon. My car is even dirtier. I must clean it very soon. My mind is dirty. I must clean it very soon. XD I hate not having shorts. ;_; I don't get paid for 3 weeks. Stupid starting work mid-paycycle and having them withhold the first week's pay! >_< I want Thor. Strictly for amusement/decorative purposes. >XD I want to be a world-class pianist! Without having to practice though. I want good sheet music instantly for anything of my choosing (rather than having to search online for just-barely-above-shit-quality stuff or having to do the work of transcripting and arranging it myself). I am working on Railroad Man, Star! :D It's just hard to do >_< Remember, kids: don't lick people's keyboards during flu season! This tip was brought to you by MSN. GRAR IF NINTENDO DOESN'T RELEASE POKEMON MYSTERIOUS DUNGEON OVER HERE SOON I SHALL BE ANGRY... NAY, ANGRIER I'll make a Christmas wishlist sometime soon, too. Whenever I think of what I want. Current Mood: sleepy (6 Comments |Comment on this)